This post may be TMI for those male readers...

This morning I had to get my ass out of bed an hour early to go to the beloved OBGYN. JOY! Even better, I was going to get my Gardasil shot so I was extra overjoyed to get pricked in the arm at 8:30 in the morning.

I make it to my appointment (all the way down in effing Soho) and patiently sit in the waiting room with the other sluts. Just then, the nurse practitioner escorts me to my room and prepares to give me my shot.

It was pretty quick and painless, but then I tell her I was also there to pick up my prescription for the NuvaRing. She looks at me disgusted and says, "Ew, how do you like that thing?" I say, "I like it fine, it is actually pretty easy" (Obviously dumbass or else I wouldn't be picking up a prescription for a year's supply of the shit.) Then this chick proceeds to be like, "I don't know, it just really grosses me out. I mean, you have to put it up there." I reply, "Yeah I know. You just kinda shove it up there. How do you think you use a tampon!?" Now I am getting really upset. Not only is she questioning my choice in method, but isn't she also the dumb bitch who sits around all day putting her fingers up OTHER people's vaginas????? I mean, at least this is my own!

"I just don't know," she says.

Well I know, how about you enter a DIFFERENT job field. How about that?

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