its time to say goodbye

well kids the time has come for me to move on to bigger and better things as Kelsey has mentioned about 5 million times now..the real world hoboken cast is splitting up, I'm not really good with goodbyes but peace out bitches its been fun.



as for the people who read this blog (the heroes) i would hope you will follow my new baby and see what kind of crazy shit ill get into

http://thekidinnyc.wordpress.com/


KID OUT!!

SPACE CAMP

Caroline: "I met my first love at Space Camp" (See above pic)

We then proceed with an hour long convo about Space Camp...

Kelsey: "Wait, do you really get to go to Space?"



Enough Said.

SPACE CAMP!!

PINK DOLPHINS?!

WHAT?!

There are PINK DOLPHINS? Why didn't anyone tell me this before?! I LOVE dolphins and I LOVE the color pink!

Thank god for Fuck you, Penguin, or else I would have never discovered pink dolphins!!

xoxo,
Kelsey

Kiss me, I'm shit-faced

Apparently those marks on our arms are the number of beers we drank on Unofficial. Please note I have approx. 3 marks and my arm, and I've already got the Dolces and my drunk-face on! I have my mother and GT to thank for my light-weighted-ness. And I'm 50% Irish....I would NOT make my grandfather proud....

BTW...Drake's shirt says "Kiss my left nut, it's Irish" and Jor's shirt says "I'm not Irish, I'm Mexican! But I found these in your yard!"

They have me to thank for finding those awesomely funny shirts!

xoxo,
Kels

this song blows me away

Ive always love this song...but i listened to it today and it just consumes you i think its the ultimate war/action/drama/emotion filled track.....take a listen......the actual name of the song is "Lux Aeterna" but most people know it from the movie requiem for a dream and the lord of the rings movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Ma4BvMUwU

I just had to do this....and so did they

OK first of all is it me or does Kelsey seem kind of hung up on this whole "break up"? its like its over toots GET OVER US WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE!!


yesterday i got off the bus in front of our apartment and who do i see walking out the front door? none other then the 3 stooges ( kels,drake and Hallie)...so at first i give them the shout hooooody hoooo, hoooody hoooooo...no response so i think ok well ill start running, but as im running i think ill scare the shit out of them!

so just as I'm closing in on them drake turns around but it was too late he had no time to warn the girls so i yell GIVE ME ALL YOUR SHIT FOOLS!(in my most gangster ass voice) Kelsey and Hallie literally go flying they were scared as SHIT.....a few OMG LOL'Z AND HAHAHAHA'S later we keep walking

now the girls got way ahead of drake and I..meanwhile drake and I are talking some real deep shit you know, beer,bitches and SPORTZ..when we start walking up some stairs and i hear this wa wa wa wa sound..it sounded like a rabid dog coming at us all i could think is fuck I'm gona get bit...but NO it was Hallie and Kelsey jumping out from underneath the stairs

not gona lie they scared the shit out of us...tushay ladies tushay indeed


kid out

Blog blog blog

Since the Real World Hobokeners are breaking up, we've all decided to have our own blogs. Apparently, Jorge's new blog will be called "My life as an almost New Yorker." I'm sure Drake's will have something to do with sports. However, I cannot think of what to call my new blog!

I walked into the living room to ask Drake if he had any ideas. His response: "Andrewisthecoolestguy in the world blog" and "Blog blog blog blog." Ok, not helpful!

If anyone has any ideas, please let me know!

BTW yesterday I decided to mark on my arm how many beers I drank at Unofficial St. Patrick's Day. In permanent marker. I have about 15 marks on my arm, although I don't think I drank THAT much...I'd probably be pretty sick if I did. Anyways, I can't get the perm marker off of my arm now. I really amaze myself sometimes...

xoxo
Kelsey

just 2 bros putting on a fake fight

soooo today was the wonderful day known as hobokens unofficial st.pattys...and one keg and six 30 packs later I'm happy to report it was a BLAST....and YES i managed to make a fool out of myself well sort of....there was that whole thing where this 1/2 Jewish 1/2 Asian chick said to me ur probably just one of those guys that has a thing for JAP'S and my response to her was actually my dear i have never had a fetish for Asian women...she then looked at me kind of pissed and walked away...so I'm all like what ur the one who brought it up!..well i later put it together that she by JAP'S she meant " Jewish American princesses"....MY BAD..i thought it did sound a little racist of her but oh well haha.


any ways on to the main event..I'm chillin in carols room with her friends linlee and Kristen when we hear carol and dort yelling at each other i decide to investigate..dort tells me they just be clowning...and then we decide we should pretend were yelling at each other and somehow it all turned into me pushing him into the room throwing a fake punch...then like a true artist he made a " i just got stuck noise" and flew onto the bed i then jumped on top of him and threw 3 or 4 more fake punches...Kelsey jumped on my back and is all like no no no get off him..drake and carol are in awe and there yelling dude stop it...this is extra classic because drake was passed out and woke up to this...so hes in his boxers only...dort and I get up and bow!


LEGENDARY

the more important question...

so all day or all week drake has been really concerned with this whole "who watches the watchmen" deal...the more important ? in my mind is who is going to watch drake on st.Patty's unofficial tomorrow?? there is going to be some heavy boozing going on and any one who knows drake knows that hes a BIG PUSSY and cant really handle his liquor so odds are hes passing out by 10 am.


lets face it the once self proclaimed king of the U's hottest FRAT HOUSE couldn't even hang with a retirement house these days...here's to hoping i don't wake up only to find drake hugging the toilet

Hoboken St. Patrick's Day

Tomorrow is Hoboken St. Patrick's Day. Basically, it's the only day when people like Curd make the JOURNEY out to Hoboken, NJ (it's literally a 5 minute bus ride).

I've heard estimates that 1 million people come to Hoboken for this day (keep in mind Hoboken is about 45,000 people). While I'm not sure that this number is accurate, there are truly a shit load of people that come for the parade and all day binge drinking.

Last year was a blast, and I'm sure that tomorrow will not disappoint.

- Andrew

Who Watches the Watchmen?

Doherty and I are going on a double date with Kelsey and Hallie to see this in about 2 hours. It's opening night, and I'm really excited. WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN??

- Andrew

today this made me giggle

these guys are really funny first they made a vid about drake and now i found this hope u guys enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRv_WCScCyg

Breaking up

Well, we all knew this day would come...

Unfortunately, the Real World: Hobokeners are splitting up. Sad, but true. Drake and Jor are moving in with our good friend, Fossum while Caroline and I will acquire a new roomie.

Get ready for fun new posts about our roommate search...we already have a few prospects from ROOMATES.COM!!!!!!!!!!

So exciting. It's a new era.

xoxo,
Kelsey

i guess sometimes i forget.....

so yesterday as I'm riding the 6 train i look over to my left and i see a group of what appear to be Brazilian kids holding a map discussing where they might go next...and to my right an Asian couple also holding a map...now i can assume both groups where tourist as they were decked out in I love NY tee's and of course hiking backpacks and YES fanny packs....and i couldn't help but smile and think to myself WOW I live and play in the greatest city in the world.


I guess sometimes you get so busy with walking faster then the crowd so you can get on the subway only to get out and walk even faster so you can get to your destination, that you forget to enjoy your surroundings...at least I do sometimes.....so what I'm getting at is that people come from all corners of the world to enjoy what i get to see everyday and if I don't slow down every once in a while i might miss it.



I LOVE NY

kid out

Wandering Eyes

So sometimes during the work day, I take an hour off and head to the gym. Today was one of those days. Unfortunately, after my workout, there was a little sit-u that I am less than pleased with.

I'm completely positive that today was the first time that a gay man checked me out in the locker room. I was walking to the shower post-swoll-session in my striped pink boxers. STUPID ME FOR WEARING PINK BOXERS!

Anywho, I had a slight inkling that this firecrotch checked me out on the way to the shower. To test my hypothesis, I was curious to see what would happen 5 minutes later when I was out of the shower. Sure enough, same kid still sitting there dicking around putting his clothes on. He looks at me again for sure. To top it off, I pass by him and I stare at the mirror that I am walking towards. And whose wandering eyes do I see turning my way in the mirror? Sure enough, the firecrotch was still interested to see what was cookin on my end.

The Cliff Notes version of this story is summed up like this.. Back in 2k6, The Crew all knows that I had girls in different zip codes. Whether it was the Bel, Ill State or The U, I was like Jake with 17-year-olds! Haha, bust you Buddy. Nowadays however, it seems that I've got guys in different zip codes. From Justin in the 07030 to this new mofo in the 10022, this shit is getting ridiculous.

- Andrew

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-U

So as many of you know, I truly despise Indiana. Not only the state, but the university as well. Coincidentally, Caroline is from the shit hole state, but Kelsey CHOSE to attend school there. All the more pleasure for me to write this about I-U.

Please read this article and try not to laugh. It's tough..
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Indiana-promotes-manager-to-yes-play-basketbal?urn=ncaab,144306

Yes, you read correctly. Indiana's student basketball manager is no longer picking up towels, he is shooting 3's and shit for their awful basketball team.

Sometimes, you have a shitty day, but you read something so pathetic about a school you despise, and everything just seems to turn around in an instant.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-U.... SUCKS.

- Andrew

He is cute right!? So cuddly.

sometimes people are stupid...

so the above is a picture of a 12 year old boy that caroline hooked up with at the bar last weekend...he had a REALLY good fake i.d...this picture i stole from carolines phone he took it and sent it to her


any ways when we met this kid at the bar he came up to me to inquire about caroline and the convo went something like this...

KID-dude is that ur gf?

ME- no man shes my sister

ME- but shes effing HOT u should totally do her...she puts out

KID- oh sweet man thanks, ill go talk to her then



later on that night i almost killed the kid...but thats another story for another time

kid out

this is real

so a while back a friend of mine introduced me to the magic that is bacon salt...if your a fan of bacon like i am you have to try the stuff, so today i was thinking how good that bacon salt would go with my eggs so i went to there website http://www.baconsalt.com/...and come to find out they also make a bacon spread called baconnaise this sounds to good to be true i know but its real...im going to have to order some and report on the taste