Anyone who knows me well should know that I have a tendency to have crazy, very vivid dreams. I have done everything from consult the Army on buying new tanks to watch my mom slice her hand open with a knife and proceed to drink the blood after dipping her hand in chocolate. Yes... they are very strange.
You should also know I am obsessed with Ben Affleck. I will not go into it, but trust me, the obsession runs deep and has lasted for 12 years now.
The other night, I had perhaps one of the best dreams of my life. I hooked up with Ben Affleck and apparently this was not the first time - we were having an affair of several months. He said if it weren't for his two kids with JG he would totally leave her for me. Never mind that in the dream his oldest daughter hated me and my mom walked in on us in the act and gave me a lecture on morals. Those are minor details. Point is, I win Jennifer... he likes me better. HA!
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