Boston...rude as FUCK

I haven't blogged in awhile, so let me start with Thursday night:

Thursday night me and Drake went to the Nascar party at Marquee. Jeff Gordon rolls in and of course, I have no clue who he is. Drake recognizes him from sports center and tells me to go take a pic with him. I did not believe it was him because he was so f-ing SHORT!!! So I walk over and politely ask him if he'd take a pic with me. His response: "yeah, ok whatever." WHOA...short man syndrome! Whatever dude, here it is...

This weekend Hallie, Carol, and I went to Boston to see Andrew Arrington in the Grinch (BTW he was AMAZING!) and to visit w/ Lauren Spahn. Before we left for Boston on Friday, we came to the realization that every statement is 10 times better if you add "as fuck" to the end. So all weekend we were:

-Fat as fuck
-Drunk as fuck
-Tired as fuck
-Fucked as fuck

you get the gist.

Anyways, men in Boston are RUDE!!
Friday night when we got in, we went and got a few drinks (BTW bars in Boston close at 2...last call at 1:30..LAME!). Hallie and I were walking back to Andrew's hotel and these two large, bald guys come up to us and say "You girls wanna be in a movie?" Ummm noooooo!!! We walked away from them and they say "Fine, you were ugly anyways!" OMG rude!!! Saturday night, after Andrew's show and dinner, we went out again. After trying to get a cab for HALF AN HOUR, a guy walks up to me and goes "What are you doing? You're going to get killed! Are you trying to get a cab?" I respond, "Yeah, and I'm fine, thanks." Hallie then walks over to where we're standing and the guy goes "Where are you girls from?" She goes "We're from Chicago, but we live in New York." and he says "Well I can tell you live in New York, you're pretentious like you live in New York!" Hallie responds "We're not pretentious, we're just cold and trying to get a cab!" and dude says "Well your friend here is a bitch!" I started laughing and was like I didn't even say anything to you! And he walks away and goes "Whatever, ho!" Which makes me laugh even more because who calls anyone a ho anymore! I then respond to his comment by saying "Whatever, you're old as FUCK!"

Other than being insulted by rude men, we had a blast! :)

-Kelsey