Consider the Source

So first of all.. consider the source. Jenny Humphrey (Kelsey)? Really? Since when is she believable?

Basically, I was cooking two burgers, because I was medium-hungry. I charred the edges, no big deal really. Also, Little K and I decided that it was best to keep the door and windows open as our stove majorly fogs up our apt.

Turns out that I set the apt building's fire alarm off. Chaos ensued. Like 20 people decided to go to the staircase and just stand around and pretend like they were making decisions. I came out, and gave them the scoop.

However, then I made the decision to call the fire department to make sure that they weren't coming to save us or something like that. Naturally, they told me that since I called them, THEY WERE OBLIGATED to come check things out. I said fine.. just expecting a pick-up truck with two gabronies to come check out the sit-u. NO NO. 2, count them 2 firetrucks came blazing down 14th Street to the scene of the crime.

This guy came up to the apt to check things out. He annoyed me, because he acted like I was putting him out by being there. Keep in mind I begged them not to come as the sit-u was all taken care of. No need to send the cavalry.

- Andrew