Tomorrow might be the single greatest (or did I mean worst?) day in the short history of our RealWorldHoboken blog. Why you ask? Because tomorrow we will be re-graced with the presence of one Jorge Sierra-Mist. Yes, THEE Jorge Sierra.
The prophesy has come true. Jorge is returning from his winter "vacation" in chilly Belvidere, IL (Kelsey, Jorge and my hometown). The self-titled "King" is back.
Future topics that I'm sure our resident Guatemalan will address:
1) Being THAT GUY at the bar (for reference, just view the picture above of Jorge passed out while standing on the subway, and me looking at him and thinking, "Yup, saw that one coming.."
2) The non-white perspective on Hoboken. He will surely discuss sombreros, riding donkeys, chalupas and futbol GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
3) Being a Jersey-look alike, yet not being from anywhere close to here. Note the one earring, tanned skin and generally decent "guns" from this picture. Oh and the use of "Broski" a lot when he isn't passed out on the subway.
4) Beer pong skills? Who needs 'em?!! Just pretend like you have them and talk REALLY LOUDLY about it!
5) And last, but surely not least.. The art of getting less ass in our apartment than Matt Curd. Simply impressive. I didn't know you could get negative-ass, but somehow, Jor proved me wrong on Hoboken Stint #1.
It's one small step for our blog, one giant leap (of faith) to let him be apart of this.
- Andrew
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